Putting “Jack Daniels” as your date’s name on your date party form. TSM.

RIP to all the jewelry I’ve lost or broken while drunk. TSM.

“Can I Insta this?” TSM.

Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.