Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.

Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.

Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.