Addicted to the blonde life. TSM.

I don’t have a drinking problem. Standards has a problem with me drinking. There’s a big difference. TSM.

Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.

Never making plans on Mondays, because you assume you’ll have a standards meeting. TSTC.

When your graduation gown is uneven because your flask is weighing down one side. TSM.