I always support my sisters. That’s why I buy Tory. TSM.

Life’s too short to not have an umbrella in your drink. TSM.

Going to the same boarding school as Ames from the Bachelorette. TSM.

Using a whisk instead of a mixer to burn more calories. TSM.

Spending more at Michaels than the grocery store. TSM.

Needing to marry someone whose last name starts with S because I’ve gotten really attached to my monogram. TSM.