Stealing hats, hearts, and t-shirts. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

“Ugh, I am just so over frat guys.”
*Continues to hook up with frat guys.* TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

Planning your Instagram posts in advance. TSM.

Having more memories in the bar bathroom than in the bar. TSM.

My big tells me I’m pretty. TSM.

Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.