“We kicked her out of the group chat so it’s a pretty big deal.” TSM.

Only knowing what day it is because of what day of birth control you’re on. TSM.

Thank you period fairy for saving me from any drunk hookups this weekend. TSM.

Being more picky about guys than about what alcohol you drink. TSM.

Personal boxed wine counts as school supplies, right? TSM.

I don’t “overpack.” I’m just prepared for anything, including any and all theme parties. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

Buying three dresses for a formal you haven’t even been asked to yet. TSM.