Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.

I feel kinda like I have my life together today because my bra and underwear match. TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.

He forgot our anniversary. I mean, we’re only dating in my mind, but still. TSM.

Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.