Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.