Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.

“Is it weird I sort of pride myself on how crazy I am?” TSTC.

The booty pic is an art form. Call me Michelangelo. TSM.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.

Loubs are red, Tiffany’s is blue, Starbucks is hot, and so are you. TSM.

Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

Being called to an executive hearing while you’re on the executive council. TSTC.