Undress to impress. TSM.

The passive aggressive Twitter “favorite.” TSM.

Your little assuming she’s turning 21 when you turn 21 because you look so much alike. TSM.

“We should hang out sober one of these days.” TSM.

Making a drinking game out of the desperate phone calls and texts he’s sending you. TSTC.

Being banned from a fraternity being both a point of embarrassment and pride. TSTC.

Not knowing which fraternity house you’re in until you see your big’s initials carved into the bed post. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity chanting your name instead of their sweetheart’s on the way to formal. TSM.