“Tell me everything you know about him.” TSM.

Making the bad guys good for longer than a weekend. TSM.

“Come over and cuddle me until I fall asleep and then leave.” TSM.

I’m actually a daydream dressed like a daydream. TSM.

Tequila doesn’t ask questions. Tequila understands. TSM.

Drinking away the mistakes of 2014, only to make new mistakes the minute 2015 begins. TSM.

Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.

Checking to see if you’re still his top best friend on Snapchat, but making sure he’s never yours. TSM.

Getting three numbers in three minutes. TSM.