Becoming best friends with the girl you hated after you break up. TSM.
Becoming best friends with the girl you hated after you break up. TSM.
Reaching into your bag for a pen and accidentally grabbing a lipstick. TSM.
“I’d sorority squat on his face.” TSM.
Running into a hookup in daylight and being pleasantly surprised when you still think he’s cute. TSM.
Stalking the guy you made out with last night on social media because you can’t remember if he was attractive. TSM.
Scheduling your mental breakdown for early morning or late night because mascara is expensive. TSM.
Pre-planning your hookups for the next three weekends. TSM.
He passive-aggressively liked my Facebook photo so I aggressive-aggressively bitched him out. TSM.
I only drink to forget my drunken mistakes. TSM.
Anyone wearing a bucket hat doesn’t deserve to see me naked. TSM.