Wine being your fruit serving of the day. TSM.
Wine being your fruit serving of the day. TSM.
Passive aggressively “liking” when he posts a pic with another girl. TSM.
“Here, creep his Instagram.” TSM.
I smell like social smoking and vodka. TSTC.
Good girls have standards. Bad girls go to standards. TSM.
Asking your ex to say hello to his dog in your breakup note to remind him who she liked more. TSM.
Re-watching your snap story right before you delete the evidence. TSM.
Passive aggressively matching the boy who “wants to date you but can’t right now” on Tinder. TSM.
The classic “This is my little! Isn’t she cute?!” introduction. TSM.