Rocking Norts and a frat tank with a bag that costs more than rent. TSM.

“Help me finish these bottles. I need them for a craft.” TSM.

Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.

Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his mom, his dog, and his last three girlfriends. TSM.

Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.

Do it for the ‘gram. TSM.

“Bid.” TSM.

“I just hope I get a formal shirt before he finds out I hooked up with his pledge brother.” TSTC.