Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

Not sure who I Facebook stalk more…guys I like, or girls I don’t. TSM.

He asked when I had class. I told him 24/7. TSM.

Outrageous? Always. Out rage us? Never. TSM.

I don’t want him, but I don’t want her to have him. TSM.

I don’t care what the scale says. I care what the mirror says. TSM.

I take it as a sign from God when there’s only one left in my size. TSM.

It makes me sad Charlotte couldn’t have kids but Casey Anthony could. TSM.

Lord help the girls on this site who haven’t gone through rush yet. One should never count their chickens before they hatch. TSM.