Receiving a card for AA based on the contents of your recycle bin. TSM.

Shotguns with daddy, glue guns with mommy. TSM.

Referring to your favorite liquor as your boyfriend. TSM.

All is fair in love and recruitment. TSM.

The silent competition you have with the girl that shows up wearing the same dress as you. TSM.

Bonding with girls over how much you hate other girls. TSM.

He asked when I had class. I told him 24/7. TSM.