I don’t need to get a handle on my life. I just need to get a handle. TSM.

“No judgement, but you kind of look like stripper — a high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.” -Easy A. TSM.

Sometimes I have the feeling that I should volunteer to be a sober sister, but then I think, mmmm better not. TSM.

We were never GDIs, we were always PNMs. TSM.