Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.

Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.

Afternoon tee time. TFM. Afternoon tea time. TSM.

Hyphenated last names are for GDIs. I’ll be taking my husband’s name. TSM.

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother’s pearls. TSM.