What clothes did I even wear before I joined a sorority? TSM.

Being late to class because meticulously fixing your make-up is totally worth being the prettiest girl in the room. TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.

Having the littlest big. TSM.

She was mean to my little. We hate her. TSM.

Don’t whine about it. Wine about it. TSM.