The PC GroupMe blowing up over break, because you can’t stand to be separated for four days. TSM.

All I want for Christmas is your lavaliere. TSM.

Getting sent to standards for *not* going to formal. TSM.

Every guy in your favorite fraternity assuming you’re going to their formal before you’re even asked. TSM.

If you’re a slut, I’m a slut. TSTC.

The weekend playlist helped me get over my break up in under 24 hrs. That and tequila. TSM.

Having the perfect ratio of brunettes to blondes in your chapter. TSM.