“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.

Getting offended when someone says “you don’t seem like the sorority type.” TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.

Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

Accidentally inviting two boys to formal. TSTC.

The closest thing to a threesome he’ll ever get is being in a picture between you and your little. TSM.

The seamless transition from your school hookup to your home hookup over Thanksgiving. TSM.