Not knowing which is more fun: the night out or the morning recap. TSM.

Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries. TSM.

“If it’s half priced drinks, then it’s half the calories, right?” TSM.

Better safe than standards. TSM.

Wine is a grocery. Not a luxury. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Graduation party? More like a funeral for the best years of my life. TSM.

Helping a sister script a text a boy instead of studying for midterms. TSM.