Passive aggressively taking away Insta likes. TSM.
Passive aggressively taking away Insta likes. TSM.
Find My Friends alerting you when your best friend goes to her fuckboy’s house. TSM.
Sending him a snap where your hickey is super noticeable so he knows you don’t need him. TSM.
You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.
Picking out boys at the bar like puppies. “That one’s cute. I’ll take him home.” TSM.
Never mix vodka and emotions. TSM.
Bad dates are just recruitment practice. TSM.
“How did you guys meet?”
“Alcohol and the Greek System.” TSM.
“Three words. Twelve letters. Say it and I’m yours.”
“I brought wine.” TSM.
Purposely “forgetting” something at his house so that you have a reason to text them. TSM.