“Yes, I’m wearing shorts.” TSM.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.

I’m a bitch. You’ll get used to it. TSM.