Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

Shacking, but just because you’re a collector. TSM.

I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.

I’m a bitch. You’ll get used to it. TSM.

I want a guy who can take charge in the boardroom and the bedroom. TSM.

So sick of people who aren’t Beyoncé. TSM.

Knowing the best window of time to post an Instagram picture to get the optimal amount of likes. TSM.