It’s not stalking, it’s research. TSM.

Taking an art class to prepare for big little week. TSM.

Having better “couple” pics with your best friend than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

Using him for his bed. TSM.

Knowing you’re going to his semi before he does. TSM.

Having a specific section in your planner dedicated to sorority things. TSM.

Turning lecture into a drinking game. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.