She may be tipsy, but she is fierce. TSM.

Your back-to-school list for your little being bigger than your own. TSM.

Knowing what day of the week it is, not because of your responsibilities, but because of your birth control pack. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

Rocking Norts and a frat tank with a bag that costs more than rent. TSM.

“Help me finish these bottles. I need them for a craft.” TSM.

Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.

Looking better for the breakup than you did for the first date. TSM.

Every fraternity at your school following you on Twitter. TSM.

“This is my jam right now.” TSM.