Waking up and being mildly impressed by how coherent your blackout texts seem. TSM.

“I can live with that.” TSM.

Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.

I’ll keep flirting because he keeps buying drinks. TSM.

Actually looking genetically related to your big. TSM.

Not needing to pay attention to your follower to following ratio. TSM.

The Sunday morning internal debate on whether to apologize for last night or pretend it never happened. TSM.