On a scale of one to kicked out, how bad would it be if I did this? TSTC.

Referring to your family’s boyfriends as your “Big in Law” and “GBae.” TSM.

The t-shirt being the only proof you went to an event, because your memory is serving useless. TSM.

“I’m drunk. Don’t let me talk tonight.” TSM.

He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.

Deciding whether to bring your phone charger out with you at night based on the color of his responses. TSM.