MartinisandMiddleFingers (New Member)

She's a fast food connoisseur with a weakness for making the worst decision whenever possible. Dancing on tables is her favorite workout, and she likes her martinis as cold and bitter as her heart.

Member Since 01/26/2016

From Texas

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