I hope the earring I lost in his bed punctures him in his sleep. TSTC.

Pregaming asking him to formal. TSM.

Fighting for the biggest bed on spring break, but never actually sleeping in it. TSM.

Most likely to be sent to standards. TSM.

Going to the gym, only to realize you accidentally grabbed a water bottle filled with vodka. TSTC.

A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Having your own hashtag. TSM.