“Take a nap or take a shot!” TSM.

Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.

Regretting everything and nothing at the same time. TSM.

Jesus drank wine, so I do too. TSM.

Not realizing you’ve already hooked up with the cute guy in your class until the professor calls his name while taking attendance. TSM.

I want a guy who can take charge in the boardroom and the bedroom. TSM.