Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.
Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.
Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.
Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.
If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.
Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.
Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.
“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.