Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Accidentally inserting a hair flip into your public speaking presentation. TSM.

Whatever, I’m prettier than her. TSM.

“Does this outfit make me look frat?” TSM.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I went to class for a full week. TSM.

Typing up an essay on your phone outside of the bar, and still getting an A. TSM.