He looks better in person. TSM.

Wanting to lose weight for your school body, not your summer body. TSM.

Calling dibs on a PNM. TSM.

When claiming girls as your littles is as competitive as Black Friday shopping. TSM.

Being late to work, because you’d rather make sure your makeup is perfect. TSTC.

Finding joy when the bitch you hate accidentally likes your photo from 38 weeks ago, because you know she hates herself. TSM.

Not giving up your relationship with the bar for a relationship with a boy. TSM.