Volunteering to drink everyone’s “extra” wine during wine tasting, because you’re so generous. TSM.

Don’t lose hope. There’s always another fraternity. TSM.

The automatic cheer that follows the sound of a champagne cork popping. TSM.

Asking a guy what his major is to decide whether he’s your next boyfriend or your new hookup. TSM.

“A meal without wine is called breakfast.” TSM.

Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.

You can tell a lot about a girl by the size of her wine glass. TSM.

When the hardest part of Recruitment is having to deactivate Tinder. TSM.