Tapping out when he catches “feelings.” TSM.

You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.

Not remembering your own graduation party, but hearing that it was a good time. TSM.

“Three words. Twelve letters. Say it and I’m yours.”
“I brought wine.” TSM.

You can tell when you joined your sorority by seeing when your Instagram likes doubled. TSM.

Using Find My Friends to “accidentally” show up at the same bar as him. TSM.

Better safe than standards. TSM.