Doing drunk things in a sober environment. TSTC.

Tapping out when he catches “feelings.” TSM.

“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.

Corkscrews being under Target’s “College Essentials” section. TSM.

Mitt Romney saying “bless his heart” in a campaign speech. TSM.

I don’t like talking about school. I like talking about people. Let’s do that instead. TSM.

Sprained my ankle and I’m on crutches. But the real issue here is that I can’t wear heels. TSM.