Shattering your phone screen, but not your reputation. TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

Using your boyfriend’s fraternity as a recruitment tool. TSM.

Being a Kourtney in a world of Kims. TSM.