The Greek Advisor looking directly at your chapter when he discusses how important it is to go to sober events. TSM.

Having better “couple” pics with your best friend than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.

You don’t know sleep deprivation until you have big/little the same week as midterms. TSM.

Can I major in crafting? TSM.

“I already unfollowed him on Instagram” being a legitimate excuse not to get back together. TSM.

Forcing your boyfriend to go to all philanthropy events because it’s for a good cause, and also to make your ex jealous. TSM.

Rearranging furniture and wall decor in your house to get the perfect backdrop. TSM.