Stole my damn joke… I was gonna say “That’s the fifth time Allie has listened to Wonderwall today… should we tell her that we can still hear her masturbating?”
I’d rather listen to a Tyga CD than watch another video of this cunt. She sonds like the girl that tries to make fun of the people that just rejected her and fails miserably, like the previous girl we pissed off. This comedy is for geeds. Not sratties, like Shit Sorority Girls Say.
The part about Kirstie Alley and the theatre curtain was the only genuinely funny part of these videos (#4). I was prepared to laugh at myself like Shit Sorority Girls Say, but that was the only part I thought was funny. And you have to wonder how many of these TSM fails are written by guys…
1. She could very well be talking about something that nationals consider hazing but is extremely minor, like wearing something specific.
2. If not #1, I’m an advocate of a little something to help pledge sisters bond. Nothing like what boys do, not even close. No calling girls fat, ugly, or any sort of putdowns, but something that gets the girls out of their comfort zone. Something done as a pledge class will strengthen bonds and can be fun.
Next time I’m at Subway, I’ll make sure to take a picture of the equipment there and call it our kitchen. Wow.
If I ever referred to a sister, much less a pledge class, as a “bittie”, I think I’d get punched.
Did your donut eating rub off on everyone else, too? This entire picture could afford a trip to the salad bar.
I won’t be a bitch to this one. This is pretty impressive. He’d better have something sparkly underneath your tree this Chiristmas.
I’m not gonna lie, no matter which sorority it is, these shirts ALWAYS look good. I love them!
The only members of Obama’s kind that we send Christmas cards to are members of Daddy’s janitorial staff.
Blech. Keep the modded pics and stupid quotes on Myspace.
I don’t like monkeys either. They play their music too loud.
I laughed.
MichelleO, please post more TSMs! You’re one of the few funny girls on this site!
LOVE THIS
So while your sisters are busy finding husbands in college, you’re already the crazy cat lady? South Carolina…
Stole my damn joke… I was gonna say “That’s the fifth time Allie has listened to Wonderwall today… should we tell her that we can still hear her masturbating?”
I’d rather listen to a Tyga CD than watch another video of this cunt. She sonds like the girl that tries to make fun of the people that just rejected her and fails miserably, like the previous girl we pissed off. This comedy is for geeds. Not sratties, like Shit Sorority Girls Say.
I hope this was an accident…
Agreed!
The part about Kirstie Alley and the theatre curtain was the only genuinely funny part of these videos (#4). I was prepared to laugh at myself like Shit Sorority Girls Say, but that was the only part I thought was funny. And you have to wonder how many of these TSM fails are written by guys…
Yep!
I thought this was a pretty bad joke until I read it in a stereotypical blonde airhead voice… Then I laughed.
Some of y’all need to loosen up a bit.
1. She could very well be talking about something that nationals consider hazing but is extremely minor, like wearing something specific.
2. If not #1, I’m an advocate of a little something to help pledge sisters bond. Nothing like what boys do, not even close. No calling girls fat, ugly, or any sort of putdowns, but something that gets the girls out of their comfort zone. Something done as a pledge class will strengthen bonds and can be fun.
I hate Democrats. And I love your username