We do not waste alcohol. TSM.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

Vodka in a wine glass. TSM.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

Getting a bitch’s high from a perfectly passive aggressive subtweet. TSM.

Being 21 for three years before your 21st birthday, and three years after it. TSM.