I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Having been at the bars hours before they released the school’s decision to cancel classes. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

Having a signature dance move. TSM.

Last one to get ready. First one to get drunk. TSM.

Sometimes, I wonder how all those drunk girls I’ve bonded with in bathrooms are doing. TSM.

“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.

“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.