Please. I don’t even chase my vodka, what makes him think I’ll chase him? TSM.
Please. I don’t even chase my vodka, what makes him think I’ll chase him? TSM.
Missy Franklin winning gold for the USA with pearls in her ears. TSM.
I didn’t pledge a top house, but after 4 years of hard work I’m graduating from one. TSM.
No frat daddy will ever measure up to my real daddy. TSM.
“Are you going to that?” “I don’t know…do we get points?” TSM.
My sorority doesn’t have a crappy rap video. TSM.
Fraternity guys are surprised when they find out I’m studying electrical engineering. Almost as surprised as the engineers were when they saw a hot girl walk into class. TSM.
Knowing the difference between a sorority girl and a girl in a sorority. TSM.
Always coming back from Christmas break with double the amount of clothes I left with. TSM.
Hating girls until you have reason to love them. Loving boys until you have a reason to hate them. TSM.