I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Instagram post or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.

Getting more excited about the craft than you are for the event you’re crafting for. TSM.

I like my coffee as ice cold as my heart. TSM.

Sorry I made you look fat for the sake of myself look skinny with my skinny app. TSM.