Her bio says “Princess,” but her face says “Troll.” TSM.

Using your sorority sister’s badges as your “Something Borrowed” to walk down the aisle. TSM.

Asking for donations to both your sorority’s philanthropy and his fraternity’s philanthropy as your wedding gifts. TSM.

Earning you MRS while working on your PhD. TSM.

Your ring costing more than his car. TSM.