I can’t wait for new Instagram followers. I mean sisters. TSM.

“What are you wearing to Bid Day?” “Glitter.” TSM.

Being the one who provides the wine and the craft supplies. TSM.

Every sorority family has a girl who can’t craft. TSM.

Running a crafting sweatshop during Big/Little season. TSM.

Living vicariously through your littles after graduation. TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

Using the “I’m a senior and it’s my last year” guilt trip before the school year even starts. TSM.

Bragging about your Internet stalking abilities. TSM.

“Bid.” TSM.