Wine is a win with an ‘e’ on the end. TSM.

Everyone: “Why do you wear makeup to the gym?”
Me: “Recruitment is still 9 days away?” TSM.

Highlighter as bright as my future. TSM.

Being a real blonde is better than being a fake blonde, just like a real bitch is better than a fake bitch. TSTC.

“I’m pretty enough to get away with it.” TSTC.

Sending the passive aggressive “Have fun.” text. TSM.

I’m not crazy, I’m just very, very curious. TSM.

“We kicked her out of the group chat so it’s a pretty big deal.” TSM.

Being the one who provides the wine and the craft supplies. TSM.

Every sorority family has a girl who can’t craft. TSM.