Daenarys Targaryen. TSM.

Considering your most recent fraternity hookup to be a “political alliance.” TSM.

Having blonde and brunette sides of the family. TSM.

“Don’t take me home until I’m very drunk. Very drunk indeed.” -Holly Golightly. TSM.

Making your boyfriend carry your little’s baskets for you because they’re too big. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Sure, you can walk in heels, but can you walk DOWN THE STAIRS in heels? I can. TSM.

Matching your cocktail to your golf polo. TSM.

A tutu being a staple in your wardrobe. TSM.

I can’t even remember the last time I was able to “even.” TSM.