Pretending to fall asleep on him, as a means to force him to cuddle with you. TSM.
Pretending to fall asleep on him, as a means to force him to cuddle with you. TSM.
“I love drunk you.” TSM.
New year, same bitch. TSM.
Why do sorority girls snap? Because you can’t clap with a drink in one hand. TSM.
Why be their sweetheart when you can be their queen? TSM.
“Bed Bath and Beyond over it.” TSM.
Crafting your own Halloween costume so it’s perfect. TSM.
The “k bye” text so he knows he’s in trouble. TSM.
“Every time we relate to a TSM, drink your moscato.” -how to finish a bottle of wine in five minutes. TSTC.
Glitter bombing. TSM.